that's a nice one 
how about the joke in my signature ?

how about the joke in my signature ?
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Oh, have you ever read this before (this forum is for the comedy story right?):
WHERE AM I?
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large
letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
Or this :
MIND READER
One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader! - Apply within."
So the young man thought that he'd give it a go, and went inside. Behind a small table inside was an old man, who looked up when the young man entered and says, "Ah, you must be here for the mind reading lessons."
"Er, yes," the young man said.
"Well, follow me, and I'll give you your first lesson."
Then the old man goes out the back of the tent and comes back with a hose. "Here, hold this hose," he said.
"Why?" said the young man.
"It's part of the lesson," replies the old man, "Now, look in the end and tell me what you see."
So the young man looks into the end of the hose. "I don't see anything," he says.
Just then the old man turns on a tap, and the hose shoots water into the young man's face.
"I just knew you'd do something like that." the young man shouts at the old man.
"There. You're a mind reader!" the old man replies, "That'll be 50 dollars."