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Hey Wolf,I see that this time you lock alot of topic,please don't continue that,the lock is not cheap..if you lock alot..you will not have enough money to buy another lock,so stop that now:))
I want to talk with all my friend in this box:Hook,Anna,Broom,and Doggy...so I must create the new topic,that's all.
I also bring everybody in my garden here..ke ke ke
mars_pluto
04-12-2003, 21:44
don't you want to talk with your sister, Ci? oh, you make me be sad...i've just kidding
Hmmm,my useless sis,you out there for along times..I didn't think you come back..sorry for that mistake..ke ke ke.
Please call your friend here..just like Thai Noodle(tô Mì thái),White star..I like to talk with them.
Hank Williams
05-12-2003, 08:28
Eh, Mars_Pluto, I used to think that you're a "boy", hix >_<. So sorry for that! That's why the topic "Ảnh sinh nhật của Mars_Pluto" makes people interested in. :rolleyes:
Anaconde the Reaper
05-12-2003, 10:53
Hey Cigar, if you ever call my name like that I'll crucify you, $#%#&#%@. You, for exception must call me Master Reaper, otherwise BROOM will never escape from me, and she will marry my beloved Cerberus instead of a man, hahaha.... Let's see Cigar dies for love one day...
Are you want to...die..
Please think again,if we continue by that way..the stupid hairless will come and break my topic,ka ka ka.I don't like it.
To Hank:So you come here again..he he..I think you are the man who can kill your servant..Mr Reaper.
Ummm,I just called him:Anna anna.
ok, first question that I want to ask: what the heck does your signature mean? I'm a little comfusing about that. That is Russian, right? are you studying abroad right now?
I'm a FES. glad to meet you all!
He, he..that's my secret..i'm not aboard..but my uncle go to Ukraina when I was a child..he he..and he show me some Russian..that's all.
предоставляем помощь опытных переводчиков и оказываем помощь в организации зарубежных поездок. Все наши услуги для вас бесплатныпредоставляем помощь опытных переводчиков и оказываем помощь в организации зарубежных поездок. Все наши услуги для вас бесплатны:)):)):))
ho ho,what is that ?
um,so nice to have this topic! um,today is Friday,and so terrible!!!
and ..what is it ? i didn't care,now i read your posts again ? me ? marry ? ha ha! is there someone's brave enough to marry me ? funny!
Ha ha ha,you see that Russian..fun???But I can't translate it into English.
Hmm,how stupid am..was blind before,anna dare to wrote some terrible letters like this,,,that's disgrace
Ha ha ha...please be careful before you post..if you don't want to lost your tongue..Dear stupid Anna
you should change the name of this topic : " come here my rivals :)) " since you have no friend in this forum :))
bout the russian writings , think it means : " dont' smoke cigar because it's bad for your health , dont' befriend with cigar cause he will stab on your back , conclude : cigar - keep him away 100m for your own sake " :))
Hey..don't blame me..I can proud about my topic..because it will be the most"dong khach" topic in that box..I believe it,he he he
You will see,I will pull all my friend in this forum into that topic.
Wait,and see..don't clare something not be the reallity
Andromeda
08-12-2003, 12:47
I am not sure for your "most viewers" topic (not :dongkhach: topic). maybe I will lock it because I am rich now, I have enough money to buy a new lock!
I lock those topics because it went in wrong way, or the author asked me to lock it!
I see no friends in your topic,:D, but your enemies are full, like Anna and Kefka.
Kefka is very good in Russian, he can translate all stupid words in ciga's signature.
Ciga, if you want to contact with me, call 0903789116.
Anaconde the Reaper
08-12-2003, 13:12
Hey kiki, I told you to write normally or I'll beat you up and sell your bones for fortune! I am not Cigar's enemy nor he is my enemy.
Repeat: I am the Reaper, master of all things chaos and death, I have a pet, Alone Dog the Cerberus (he is just here), a servant (kefka the hookey pokey), and a faithful slave (cigar ofcourse, although he is not very faithful by now... BROOM has driven him mad... --> that's why I executed her). However what I did just made that little imp Cigar even crazier, however he's just calmed down with his new in-hell friend, Space Coward.
Andromeda
08-12-2003, 13:44
Hey Anna, I like to post in this format. I don't like to change it again man. I like Pink and Violet, but if I write in pinl and violet, you cannot read it like now, blue is better! :lol: I will find another way to make my post is more beutiful! :lol:
i think..i think you meant ..Cigar loves me ? grrr! great! Cigar, why don't you do something ?
Hey Wolf,you want to lock my topic,better not..Master Reaper and his demon never forgive for taht action.
Hey BROOM..I'm so embrasse..what you wnat about me..if I admit you that I..:x you :))
Hey Stupid Anna,you dare to say those stupid words??Better ask sir Cigar before posting,ok??
Every thing must have the wrong way at the beginning..but we will find the light for this..ha ha ha
ah ha ? interesting! now you see, iam Cigarette's friend! that's all.and if he loves me ? i will love him too,is it right ,dear Cigarette? :D
if , if , if ...
if i were a billionair , i would buy broom a diamond ring
if i were a tiger , i would devour cigar piece by piece
if i were a webmaster , i would give reaper a horror box :))
remember to use the subjuntive mood next time , my little broom :))
if if if if...ok my guy..
if you were the bilionaire,I will break down you company,and you will become the beggar.
if you were the tiger,I will fire one deadly shot to your belly,and I "nau cao"you :))
if you are the webmaster I will be the hacker..and your website down
Better not say if,he he he
ah ha ? interesting! now you see, iam Cigarette's friend! that's all.and if he loves me ? i will love him too,is it right ,dear Cigarette? :D
What is this???May be I was blind,and all I see is an illusion,I must come home to wash my face...
Anaconde the Reaper
09-12-2003, 12:27
As told, just a minute ago I cut the tail of the hard-headed doggy for his disobedience, hehe... the 3-headed pet barked so loud that the rest of hell got angry and urged Master Reaper to shut his mouth off, so I did (bốp..bốp..ẳng...ẳng).
And sigar, if you continue to disobey your master, I will cut your only tool so that you will remember it for long, hehehe... Seems that foolish sigar and dum hook are onto a fight.. good! I will prepare an arena for the two of you, Master Reaper hasn't seen this for long...
Justwonder
09-12-2003, 12:42
you should change the name of this topic : " come here my rivals :)) " since you have no friend in this forum :))
bout the russian writings , think it means : " dont' smoke cigar because it's bad for your health , dont' befriend with cigar cause he will stab on your back , conclude : cigar - keep him away 100m for your own sake " :))
The quote does not have that sort of meaning. It means: "Don't judge me before you walk a mile in my shoe. That way, when you do judge me, you'll be a mile away and have my shoes!" Hehehe!!! Anyway, welcome me everyone or...else. Kekeke!!!
Hey,you have the face of the pharaoh..hmmm.
I hate pharaoh..because they force the slave work until..they die,they obey to the one they never see before,that's bad.
If I live in that time..I will lead everyone escape from that brutal pharaoh..we will find the promise land named:"Land of Goshan" we will leave in peace instaed of death and plague.
No vivid fear exist...and when the pharaoh have no slave ,he will die slowly in hungry,or he must work like a slave to have the life still,ke ke ke
nah , i don't like them too , but the way they do their funeral , i love it
cigar => you look best in mummy costume , don't you know that :))
reaper => it's not your turn yet , wait and see , i promise to let him live sothat you can torture him to the end , but remember to do it quick , he won't last long after i have some " friendly conversation " with him :))
Anaconde the Reaper
10-12-2003, 05:02
No, that's wrong, I only torture one who is dead already. (for one who still lives I order my servant - hookey pokey - to kill him first). I don't understand why these two dead idiots hate each other like that, still they have been hell-friends for 2 months ++. You guys should play nice with each other (and obey me), hell is fun!
Hey,are you already..death???
Why did you like to lead death human..sorry,we are divine..and we stilll love our lives,hell is not here ha ha
Better live and have quarrel in thi box,it's fun.
hi Anaconde The Reaper,i wonder what i should call you? Ana or Reaper,or The ?he he,i think will call you "puppy" do you like this name ? i think it's nice ,isn't it,puppy?
so , can i call you duckling :)) , little broom :)) since your avatar is .... :))
hey , have you checked it out ? sugar ? my translation and Justwonder's => who got it right ?
finally , we reach some conclusion :
reaper is deadman
sugar baby is an angel , this means he's died already too
broom want to the a little black ugly duckling , hope she will become " thiên nga " someday :))
kefka still want to be kefka
mar_pluto : MIA miss in action :))
bunny : temporary show up
cinderella : very mysterious though
trọc : go to pagoda for menditation :))
wolf : the zoo , come to the zoo
....
did i forget someone ?
Hi everyone, I'm back
Kefka, u forgot me, the Material girl ( not the Mysterious girl ).
Bad news for The Reaper, your servant, The hookey pokey, has decided to become my slave forever.
Anaconde the Reaper
12-12-2003, 11:05
So, my dear, you and him decided to marry each other? (That's true, for the fact that a man marry a woman is to become her slave, hahaha). Call me when my servant and you are on the wedding, and be sure that this wedding is held in hell, my demon and undead minions are very excited!!
By marrying my servant Hookey pokey, poor Cinderella has also become my waitress, welcome to hell, now you are the Mistress of Torment, or somehow when Hookey die in your hand I will call you the Queen of Suffering, is that good enough?
He he,short day..now I come back to my"house",the house full of demon,slave,thief and also have some beauty.
Hi cinderrella,you try to catch Mr.Hook??I think he will serve you well,good look.
And Mr Anna,the Demon lord still sit there and say those stupid words,I think you should find some girl to be comw her servant,too,it's good.
the hell , mr anna ? what kind of name is that ? :)) , mwa ha ha , don't tell me that's your real name , reaper :))
nah , there noone confess her love the way you do , cinderella , you do it just like do the robbering , point out the gun and said : " love or your life ! " :)) , you must learn to be more graceful and sentimental
Anaconde the Reaper
13-12-2003, 13:55
That's the way women are, hookey pokey, for that your name is so beautiful it attracks so many "bà chằn", Master Reaper can only "regret" for you...
For calling a wrong name for Master Reaper --> leading to wrong thoughts, and daring telling that the greatest of all "stupid" (this is the greatest sin), the stupid cigar has chosen the doom sentence: his "tool" be cut (so he will never get BROOM), his body be mutilated, and his soul be imprisoned.
That slave-demon is too lunatic to be able to be my servant. Hookey, I think you should follow my tutelage, I will rescue you from cinderella otherwise that demoness will **** your blood and turn you into a zombie before you can realize what happens!!
Hey,what you means??I can't understand what"tool" be??
But I think I will never lost this tool,because I will not let anyone take anypart from my body,even he was the stupid demon:Mr.Anna.
I see Hookey...he try to do everything to catch the girls..but he didn't know that those doomed girls will turn him into..zombie,like Anna said.
Good day,I glad to see my enemies:)):))
duckling ? my classmates often call me "vit co lu`n"
now, duckling ? i think duckling is much better than. and Hookey,you want to catch girls ? not so nice, girls are ...cruel and talkative. i hate girls. if you want to know my reasons,i will tell you then because i am not too good at english to tell you in english, but i want to warn everyone : be careful with girls! although i am a girl but i hate girls,i sweared i would never get aquaited with girls anymore! since i heard them said that..gr!i don't want to talk more. but if you want to find a friend,boy is the best choice! if you want to find a lover,you have no other choice but i feel...sorry you! you will have a lot of troubles ...with girls.yeah!
Anaconde the Reaper
14-12-2003, 13:07
See? Because of a girl named BROOM poor Cigar was doomed to hell forever, Master Reaper hates girl also, for that his most loyal servant has turned against Him, very BAD!
i'm looking for a partner
how'd you know that ? :)) , little broom , or should i say , black duckling :))
i'm a women lover , so i'm feel terrible when such nice girl as cinderella come to the evil way . So , i made a effort to turn her back rightaway , that's my kindness :)) , dont' misunderstood me , i'm not like cigar baby :))
but to tell the truth , i have some feeling bout her too , she's humorous person , i like humorous person :))
i like the term " vịt cổ lùn " , it's what they call the superious short girl on TV , isn't it ? :)) make me die of laughing :))
He he don't blame my angel,you see..she was different from another girl..almost of girl is selfish,but she is not..that's why she hates girl.
You call her "vit co lun"??But you are the fish..and vit co lun devoured the fish with her only"tap"
He he,what do you think about loyal,the stupid Anna??don't make me laugh:)):))..I must loyal with Hell,death,Plague..no I will crucify you,and you will dumb..talk about loyal with the mosquito,I give it to you to talk.
hihi... maybe I'll turn him into zombie but first, I'll turn him into a ... real man :)) :)) :)) :))
Anaconde the Reaper and Cigarette : How dare you call me a demoness? You'll pay for it.
Anaconde the Reaper
15-12-2003, 00:36
Cigarette: how dare you ah disobey your mighty master? I will let lọ lem devour you for this, none can stand against the might of the Creator of Death and Chaos.
Lọ lem, I give the brainlessly stupid Cigar for you, heed the call of Master Reaper and enslave him, I will be happy to see that fallen, traitorous ugly demon in the hand of an even crueler and uglier demoness!
i turn him into a man ??? oh my , what 's on your mind , little cinderella ? this's such an impossible mission . If i were you , i would consider it later
reaper : cinderella will not devour anyone anything unless it's MY order :))
The reaper: the Mighty Master of Mosquito..I give you the new rank..was that beautiful??lol lol
Hey Cinder can obey your order,hookey?I think you pull her here,if so ,you have the weong decision..that box is not English..that is the Hell box.
Anaconde the Reaper
15-12-2003, 12:57
You are not even a mosquito compared to the Almighty Reaper, stupid Cigar. And you too, hookey pokey and little cinderella. My humble servants, obey your master and I will show you some mercy! :))
[quote]turn him into a man ??? oh my , what 's on your mind , little cinderella ? this's such an impossible mission . If i were you , i would consider it later
reaper : cinderella will not devour anyone anything unless it's MY order [/quote [
What are you guys doing here ?! playing a role of Lord huh ? How dare you rust Players , have you had my Permission yet ?
Turn Cinderrella into a man what heck !! did something hit your Brainless head ?!
your Lord Chrono may do it but i 'll not turn her into a man . i'll turn Cinderrella into a Women that 's a piece of cake :))
I hate the sword of the Reaper..Lord of Mosquito,it's too long..you should find some sword..which is shorter tahn that one,please.
The was kefka not the man??Umm I know that..cinder transform the goat Hookey into the man..it's good,ha ha.
Dear Anna the Mosquito,I will push my hand on your body..so you can become the "Mosquito cake"..it will very flat like the floor,he he
???The new stupid Lord appear..I will give you a name :Chrono the Lord of the fly..you have some relative with Anna,congratulation for two of you..
Anaconde the Reaper
16-12-2003, 11:58
By the way, a mosquito named Cigar with the ugliest face ever(look at that - a fallen human died in misery and despair, wahaha), try to find a master by calling Master Reaper his Lord, and then finds that not enough(my punishment is still light, huh?), begins to obey a powerless fooless creature, Chrono. I the Lord wonder why Cigar is more and more stupid over the time??
Hokey pokey, replace his position as my servant, I don't want to have a silly servant to serve me!
Hey,I wonder why this box is too sad,only my topic have new reply??
Master of Mosquito,please find another sword..You will turn your self to the death mosquito if you continue use that.
Hookey..he have horn..but he's not demon..it's not demon's horn..It's goat's horn,he he
I feel bore with the Hell,I will leave that..I wil find another place,like Hookey's ship..and the new battle will come soon.
See ya.
reaper , save your mercy for yourself :))
chrono , we're talking bout how to convert cigar baby into a man , geez , don't know which one is harder : doing this changing thing or shooting down the moon :))
and sugar baby , as captain , i'm strongly disagree with your moving intension , find another place or i have to tie you onto my ship's cannon myself :))
Anaconde the Reaper
17-12-2003, 10:11
Turning susigar, Hokey pokey or cinderbelly into human, all are impossible :))
The three have been doomed forever as my demon slaves, no chance to return to mankind anymore - unless obeying Master Reaper, Lord of the Universe, for a long, long time (a million years - may be?).
Turning susigar, Hokey pokey or cinderbelly into human, all are impossible
Tha's right,but turn the stupid Anna to the man is very difficult,how can I turn the mosquito into the man,it's very complex..[-x[-x
Hookey,just prepare your cannon,but it useless...I will break down your ship with my fatal attack,when the foolish one,hookey was sleeping in spirit's smeel,and the poor cinder will serve for her lord,Ciga the SEA NIGHTMARE :))
okie okie , reaper , you're king of insect :)) , noone would competite with you for that position :)) , don't be so worry :))
sugar-baby , you made one mistake : it's sea-monster :)) not sea-nightmare :)) , just like the avatar of you now
You can call me whaterver you like,just before you die.
I'm the king of poison snake,I rule the land with plenty of snake.
COme here,my servant..just finish the foolish captain with your bite..hurry up..
Hey,last time I reach that box,and I saw the Mosquito here,but I didn't see him reply,I think he scared to the death when he see the snake King,he he
Anaconde the Reaper
17-12-2003, 12:00
Hey, you two little insects are annoying your master, Susigar after you arms and legs are torn apart for your disloyalty to Me wants to be a harmless little snake to hide your shame, shame shame shame!
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I don't understand what you say??Hic,you mean that you chop off my leg and hand??Good imagination.
He he,the harmless snake will devour the mighty insect with his bite..[-x[-x[-x
hello everyone!i am here! it seemed you've talked so cheerfully, right ?
i like the sword which Readper had , it's nice! but it's heavy, right ? my sword is longer than his,and thinner too! but i think to boy,this sword is suitable!
Come back now..I will very please with your post ,ducky..
But how can you like that terrible sword,it's not good for the Reaper..when he try to bring it up..some blade was alraedy divine his head into 2 pieces..hic hic.
Feel sad about Reaper's sword[-x[-x[-x
sucky blade , i think , it doesn't look like a long sword , the edge is too thin , it's not a short sword either , look too heavy
look at the handle , it's a one hand sword , oh man , don't know what kind of monster could swing this stupid toy with just a hand ?
my dream sword look totally different :))
Anaconde the Reaper
20-12-2003, 14:27
You three seem to be addicted and charmed by my sword. You know, its age is almos 6.7 billion years, however it's still having its strenght, my disciples use this sword to chop down any being who dare oppose the Lord of Earth and Hell. However, my grace has kept the two wretched creatures Sugar and Hokeypokey alive...
Some day, I will create a new weapon, its capability is enough to put an end to Sugar from half-way the Equator!
6.7 bilion years??
I think that's right..look at that sword..it ruin down everyday..hic hic..I tthink it can't cut even a banana tree:((
Keep Susigar and Hookey alive..it's mean we have already lived at that strange aeon???I can't imagine..in that era..may be not human..not Resauxr ...not the world..but the Hell already have:-?
its age is almos 6.7 billion years , so , that's what i think , you don't use the sword , it do :)) , and all your maniac now is from that #$%@#$% sword
and since it's as old as your ancestor , should you call it " gramp of gramp of gramp papa " :))
Anaconde the Reaper
21-12-2003, 11:26
Hey hokey pokey, you are too brainless not to know that I am 13.7 billion years of age, the first being to master the universe. You are my creation, a foolish creation enough to oppose your Creator, your Father and your Lord. If someone else knows you will be called "bất hiếu", haha.
Susi: My sword may look old, because it has passed the eternal realm of time. But its power grows more and more each day. Put it beside a banana tree, and the poor tree will become dust in 0 second. You will die from 1000m far away from it, babe! Go home with your mom and keep faith to Master Reaper!
great! i wish i could touch your sword! i have learnt how to use a sword for 11 months , but i have never touched such a great sword as yours. i am sure you are proud of it,right ?
Cigarette, why didn't you agree with me ? his sword is heavy ,but it's beautiful,right ? do you think so,dear ?
Anaconde the Reaper
22-12-2003, 01:54
The only thing this sword is not able to is to let a mortal being touch it without killing him/herself. So, my dear daffy, you can touch it but that would be the last moment you breathe the air... Poor girl. My disciples, the gods, devils, and archangels, are the only beings to use it except the Will of Mine.
Justwonder
22-12-2003, 03:02
Man, I hate to say this but I have no choic but to say this: your sword looks exactly the same as my paper cutter, which I lost in a pillow-fight a long time ago. I don't know how the heck you acquired my paper cutter, but I feel sorry for your hallucination. :) May it be because the cutter has borne my sweat, my scent, my fragrancy, etc... and you, the poor disoriented mind have been infected by those fine elements. :) But it's OK, you are not the only one who bears the destiny. One day, you'll be reunited under one "roof" :) Kekeke!!!
Anaconde the Reaper
22-12-2003, 06:36
Then you are ready to die... The paper cutter's maker who made that paper cutter is a faithful servant of mine, the model was taken from my sword as an object of worship, but you are too stupid to realize you are to face death for your stupidity. Guard, bring this poor man to where he belongs: hell. The fool will be happy there with his damned paper cutter.
Justwonder
22-12-2003, 08:06
Since I am nowhere near neither reality nor illusion, and even Hades still wonders what this "Justwonder is just wondering about", and since he is just too curious to know, he keeps wondering himself from the point of no end to the point of no start. In order to unveil the mystery, he turned his Cerberus into a paper cutter just to wish that I will cut myself. By doing so, he then will have my blood to add to his spell. Fortunately, I knew this in advance and thus I lost the useless paper cutter on purpose. Amazingly, the knuckle-head black smith who forged the cutter, and who worship the worthless sword of his master, does not have the wit to defy the difference between the real master and the imposter. Consequently, the death sentence has been granted for the arrogance. Guess who is going to be doomed next? Hehehe!!! I hope you don't have to pull your hair out in order to decode my scripts. :):) Ha ha ha !!!
hey , don't you know that even a paper cutter can cut man's throat ??? :))
that depend on user also , i once stab people to dead by a frozen banana :)) , don't you see that it's been two days and cigar don't come to this box anymore ??? :)
BROOM => that's kind of thing isn't girl toy , even if it's a paper cutter :))
Justwonder
22-12-2003, 12:42
Uh, I'm just a little curious, Kefka. What happened to the "banana" after the incident? :) What happened to the victim? ;) And how many times did you actually stab the victim? Where did you stab them? How many of them did you stab? He he he !!! :) I bet you don't want to embarass yourself, especially your Light of Judgment :) Hahaha!!!
I come here..don't blame me,Hookey..hic hic.
You like some reason,well I will tell you:those day,I find a "đồng nát" woman and I ask her to buy that sword..and she pay me only 100VND..it's too cheap,I have the very big quarell with her..we are going to fight because that price,at last we agree that this sworc will be 200VND,he he..with that money,I can buy a candy to eat,very sweet:x:x
ha ha, you're so dare Cigarette, aren't you afraid that he will kill you if you sell his sword ? um ..touch it..and die ? so interesting!! but don't wait for my fortune, i have nothing! i am very poor!
:)) dont' worry , black duckling , cause you would become poor and poorer after you married cigar
don't you see , he smokes like the chimney ? sure will burn your money like hell fire :))
justwonder : so you want to hear my story ? i will make it short . When i'm going to eat my banana , some idiot come , swing his stupid paper cutter and laugh at me , so i use " north aurora super power " to freeze the banana , after that i stab stab stab stab stab .... i don't remember how many times ??? , but when i stop , he didn't move anymore , do you think he still can be alive ? :))
Anaconde the Reaper
24-12-2003, 12:34
It seems that all of you worship my old sword but only BROOM worships it to death, hahaha.
hokey is practicing to use a banana as weapon instead of a sword. However, his skills seem to be less than those of the poor banana-sellers at the markets!!
justwonder just wondered how he could use a paper cutter to threaten somebody, but he should learn how to use a paper-cutter to cut paper first. I don't think he knows, because his mom told him that babies should not touch such things!!
and cigar, what you will do to BROOM is obvious, however when you drive her to hell tell me first, so that my pet cerberus the alone wolf won't eat the duckling before I eat her!
hokey is practicing to use a banana as weapon instead of a sword. However, his skills seem to be less than those of the poor banana-sellers at the markets
Ha ha,at last,I can see the stupid demon say with his brain...
and cigar, what you will do to BROOM is obvious, however when you drive her to hell tell me first, so that my pet cerberus the alone wolf won't eat the duckling before I eat her!
No one dare to eat the black duckling without my agreement..don't have any illusion like it..you see the Ceberus have etablised by my black duck..and the Demon Anna became mad under my punishment,he couldn't escape from the nightmare that I made for him,so now he can't be the normal person..he always talk about Hell,hel and hell
Justwonder
24-12-2003, 12:59
Poor Anaconde "the hallucinating" Reeper, the owner of the paper-cutter in disguise of the Ruinblade :) He did not fully understand my encoded scripts :) Unfortunate enought, he still has not realized that it was I in disguise of the black-smith who made the sword, had inlaid a curse, using the blood of Medusa, on the sword. The blood of Medusa does not turn those who touch it into stone as Medusa's eyes do, it only makes those who touch it become hallucinated forever. Hehe!!
Anaconde the Reaper
25-12-2003, 04:04
Justwonder: babies are not allowed to chat, your mommy says so, go back to you mommy now! I don't know how an "encoded script" can do, but at least it looks like the doodles when a baby first learn to write. Justwonder is so proud he could write and could sneakily use a paper cutter without permission of his mom. However he still can not cut any paper with it!!
And, more stupid, justwonder wondered how a sword of Gods could be made by a blacksmith?? Poor juicy baby, your mom never taught you anything? Medusa and any other beings were created by the power of the Reaper, they only have one will: serve him and kill anyone who opposes him. Justwonder after making his fake story was killed by my medusa and placed in eternal punishment. What do you think a mortal being can harm me?? Foolish. I will have to punish your mom for not teaching you anything, baby.
Sigar(or sida?): no one can touch the black duckling without your permission. May be. But no one can have any permission without my permission. I do not allow you to have any kind of order, get back to work and be punished you humble servant, and wait until I finish this duckling! After that my cerberus will have you for his meal instead. Wahahahaha.
" Medusa and any other beings were created by the power of the Reaper " => are you joking ??? medusa sisters are daughters of the great ocean okeanus , they didn't have any relation with you
geez , if they do , i think they would feel shame about it :))
Sigar(or sida?): no one can touch the black duckling without your permission. May be. But no one can have any permission without my permission. I do not allow you to have any kind of order, get back to work and be punished you humble servant, and wait until I finish this duckling! After that my cerberus will have you for his meal instead. Wahahahaha
I not dare to tourch her,but it's not because of you,no girl in taht world allow the man touch her,(although she likes him very much:))).
I will not touch her..but you will receive my punishment for that stupid words.
You talk about Medusa??She was the elder sixter of the evil world..may be she have the tiny brother named reaper:))
thanks Cigarette, now i know i will be safe ..besides you,right ? (hic hic ..i think sounds like ...lovers!!)
" thanks Cigarette, now i know i will be safe ..besides you,right " - kefka narrated : now she will be safe when the wolf has been slained , stamped on cigar's corpse , this bravery victory of her will be speaking of years to come :))
Anaconde the Reaper
31-12-2003, 03:50
No. Once upon a time, a duckling, BROOM, travels to her grandma Cigar's house. She meets a wolf. The hungry wolf devours her grandma first, then her. A gunman name hook sees the wolf, kill the creature with one shot. When incising, the old gunman finds a duckling and a dead old woman. The duckling convicts poor Hook of killing her grandma, she goes to Master Reaper's Supreme Court. There the Justice decides that Hook be executed. But because the duckling was the reason for the wolf to find her grandma's house, she is also guilty. Therefore the last sentence by the Reaper: the duckling be roasted.
That's the end of the story.
what is it ? such a lovely story! i am the main character,haha! thanks a lot,"dear". i wish i could kick you a hard kick into your leg!
there's the hero named Cigar..
One day..when he go to the lake to take the sight seeing..he met the black duck,although it's a duck..but it can't swim..so Mr Ci must swim to the midpoint of the lake and rescue her from the drowning status.
After that..the black duck transform into the princess..they are going to marry.
But oneday..the friend of sir.Ci apeared..hios name was Anna..sir Ci invite him to the castle and they have the big feast at the night..but sir Ci ddidn't know that..his friend was the traitor..and when he saw the lovely girl...he want to catch her:((
With the cyup of tea(of course he poisoned it)..the traitor named Anna made Sir Ci fell sleep..but he not die yet.
AFTER that,ANNA kidnapped the girl to his castle..they married together and had the son name Hookey.
And when Ci came to Hell..he met the Ceberus...
(to be continue)
once upon a time ... forget it
nowaday :)) , there's one little duckling who think she's the center of the universal , she'so cocky ever since
but recently , come the cigar who is famous for his crime , into the scene
young innocent duckling falls for his evil tongue , they are going to get married soon , next wednesday :))
this angered the stupid god ( finally there must be a god sothat he's the one :)) ) , reaper . He's planning to spoil the party with a 5 megaton rock , with a unbelieable risk , he push the rock on top of the church and ready to drop it right into the couple's wedding
what fate lies beyond this tragedy ? find the next chapter to figure it out :)) ....
this angered the stupid god
How could you call that stupid demon is God..you are confuse[-x[-x
Let me tell you the continue of my story:
The stupid Anna...disgrace by his criminal action..he died in paintful..and his soul never escape from hell..so he become the slave of the satan..but it happened when he got 2 children..one is hookey,and one is the second Black Ducking.
Sir Ci come to hell and he must escape to the land again..so he kill the ceberus with his sword.
He begin his revenge by rescue the blackducking from her brother.
hic hic! so poor me, i must "lên voi xuống chó"
hix, first ..princess then ...in someone's stomath..! ah! i can swim! i can swim,Cigarette, i must practise for 3 years but now i can swim!
hi, Cigarrete. I come here, but i don't know you have see me your friend. have you and me used in box FFVII?
Anaconde the Reaper
03-01-2004, 01:22
How could you call that stupid demon is God..you are confuse[-x[-x
Let me tell you the continue of my story:
The stupid Anna...disgrace by his criminal action..he died in paintful..and his soul never escape from hell..so he become the slave of the satan..but it happened when he got 2 children..one is hookey,and one is the second Black Ducking.
Sir Ci come to hell and he must escape to the land again..so he kill the ceberus with his sword.
He begin his revenge by rescue the blackducking from her brother.
You are such a dummy to make too many mistakes:
paintful -->??? full of paint??
ducking -->??? like fishing??
and much more. That's why no one can read what you idiot wrote. Now stfu, and listen:
- I am a God, I can not die. You have knowledge but still don't understand anything --> and you still like to challenge a God?? => futile!
- Satan is my slave --> he serves me unwillingly, and you dare speak of him like that --> you shall be the first to die in the hand of Satan.
- The Reaper - God of Hell - has no children. Sure because he is the one God.
Cigar, the most stupid being of all Earth and Hell, dares to speak fake and heretically, even thinking of 'conquering God'?? This is his ending:
-There is a black drake name Sigar and his ugly black duckling wife.
One day, the drake meet the Reaper, and ask the Lord why he is so small and ugly. Master Reaper smiles, tells him that a duck shall never rise just because it is a duck, and Sigar should accept that fact.
Unsatisfied with Reaper's reply, the "heroic blood" in the drake's veins urged him to resist the Reaper.
First, little duck walks around the lands and sings his fake stories about how he destroyed the Reaper. There are many of them (go read all the previous topics to find them all) and after a long long time the stupid duck has gathered a small fighting force - those foolish enough to believe in the fake stories (including hook, bluelion, justwonder, and so on).
But, with force, those stupid creatures can not travel to hell. So, the stupid drake tells them all to... commit suicide, and they will go to hell. And, the story continues...
The idiot drake quacked, and quacked: "Come, stupid Reaper, you shall be killed today!" The Reaper doesn't reply, but sends out a wolf. Quacking, the drake suddenly see a fearsome creature and with a maximum speed he runs and hides inside his fighting force. Everyone laughed and disappointed for the cowardly duck, but they are in hell, there is no way back... They still have to face the wrath of the Reaper...
After that, they travel to a hellish river. Since no human can swim, they tell the duck to carry them through the river. But the duck is unable to swim also... Everyone get upset with the disability of their "leader".
Anyway, those fools found a boat and they crossed the river. But, lying before their eyes is a deep edge... No one can fly, they tell the big-mouth duck to carry them through the edge. But again, this duck can not fly...
Desperate with the duck, everyone beats him up and think of killing him and give to the Reaper... But voice of the Reaper comes up: "Hear me, mortal beings, you have lived your life in satisfaction, but you blindly come to Hell to hopelessly face a Divine God because of the lies of a duck. You have failed us all. I will send you back to live. But, except the duck. I don't want no more fool to come to this place and decay here."
The Reaper casts a wind and all those mortal fools are sent back to the surface of the Earth.
But, the duck, for his sins against the world and the crime to cause disbeliefs among people, was put an end beneath the cold earth. Whether the stupid duck still wants to confront the Almighty, he shall keep his sake alone in the darkness of Hell forever.
To Kid:I known you..you are Rude in FF VII,wellcome...
To Anna:Yep,of cpourse I always have mistake because my tongue was being affect by some dark spell,he he,you can fix me..or teach me sometimes..I will hear that,hic hic.
what ? me ? Cigar's wife ? i don't accept! Cigar doesn't accept too! hey ! be careful! and you called me "ugly" ?OK! I think i will send you a pic-i and my clasmate! you 'll see how ugly i am...you will die because of my agliness .maybe ...let wait and catch my pic and die! see you again in the Hell! i think i will be an angel..i will fly ..fly! i will hear someone crying, i will land and see you,Reaper ...in the hell with Wolf! OK ? and Cigar, he will be a good boy again! i am so tired of this life so i will be an angel! Agree ?
She is the angel..and unfortunately..the fate makes she have to marry with the stupid and ugly demon,the Reaper..how can Cigar make everything change??He must do something..before the angel(in the shape of the black duck) become the dark demon too...
The history wrote that in the cold day...the dark demon being slain..but no_one know who can kill him??
me! i can kill him! i will kick him a hrad kick "bịch!" into his leg! he will fall, then Sir Cigarette will use a sword "ọoc". Then everything will change! i will be come a monster ( an angel will be changed into a monster!) so i will kill all of you and marry my lover, live happily forever! Agree ?
yes,that's right...the most close one to that demon can kill him very easy.
The mighty Reaper(and of course,stupid..too) slain by his wife.
Angel...demon,nothing can possible,he he
Anaconde the Reaper
11-01-2004, 12:59
The Reaper can be slain by his wife :))
Whether this is true or not, read the next scene of the story:
There is an ugly duckling, wife of the pathetic drake Cigar. She is obviously ugly, as ugly as a duck, :)), but she always think she is the most beautiful duck (why? She has a husband, which is even much uglier, and she compares her beauty to her husband --> :)) )
One day, Lord Reaper appears and tell the duckling that she is ugly. Her self-promoting blood burns like wildfire, the duckling goes mad and swear to avenge the Reaper (which is impossible). The Reaper laughs and mocks her that she looks twice uglier when she gets mad --> the duckling cries, cries, and screams (:(().
Duckling's husband, Cigar, when told of the Reaper's, goes bloodlusted and begins to make war against the Reaper. However, the result (as told before) leads to the death of the poor drake... in the eternal fire of hell...
Duckling becomes a black widowed duck. The Reaper appears again, ask her how she feels now. This duckling, full of hatred, explodes and afterward goes along with her poor husband. The couple live happily in hell ever since.
mwa ha ha :)) , hellish couple ? sound good
do you have new infor ? black duckling know how to play piano , use it in your next article :x
The black duckling playing piano with her great emotion.
Suddenly,there's a thief behind the kitchen,his name was Hookey(he became a thief since his great battle ship was destroyed by Cigar,and he must steal something to continue his poor life:(()
But when the thief heard the sound of that piano,he attracted by that sound,and he can't move..he stand in the kitchen to listen to that music..until Ci came home.
He was embrass with that thief..but he finnally made up his mind...the sword was going to the thief's body from above...he was going to divide into 2 piece..
How lucky ...the demon name Anna was walking across that room and he rescue the thief's live...after that..the thief become the demon like his lord:))
really ? that'mean Cigarette is uglier then me ? Cigarette,where are you ? see this ?
and about the piano,Cigarette i think you were wrong! i play the piano not so well! but of course if you want,i will play a sonata for you! agree ? i think i will tell you a story too,but not now. When i was a child,i was the winner in "kể chuyện em nghe", now i will try to tell you an interesting story!
Anaconde the Reaper
13-01-2004, 05:43
Cigar baby duck, check your spelling before posting, because it sucks the eyes out when people read it :))
Want to know more?
There is a gunman name Hook. He is actually a piggy-eyed shooter but he always thinks he is a talented sharpshooter (why? he has a pet, Alone Dog, and he compares his shooting skills to the dog :))).
For the rest of his life, hookie has been hunting ducks. But never has he found a black duck... His only wish is to slaughter any duck ugly and black.
God appears to him and ask: "Pathetic human, why do you cry son?". "I want Daffy blood!" (actually he watched Bug and Daffy too much).
God replies: "Hold on a second. Daffy does not exist. But there was a black duck, really, a perfect blackest and ugliest duck there was"
"Where is she where is she", the man gets bully. :))
"Her address now is: 63 Felhound Rd., Cell no.135792468, Doom City, Hell"
"Where is hell, lead me there!"
...
"My friend the Reaper is the president there. But, Do you really want to go to hell?"
"Of course milord. I only want to hunt the duck down"
...
"There you go, my son" (God sadly gave hook the gunman a death blow, :(()
Hook the poor guy finds himself in hell. After a long while asking for direction, hook finds the location. But, everywhere demons and undead were eating duck! And the cell keeping the black duck is VERY huge. Hook wonders why. There, Lord Reaper appears and tells him that a couple of black ducks brooded in that cell, and...."
Burns with excitement, Hook jumps into the cell, and....
a thousand from big to small ducks everywhere!! The two ducks brooded a legion quackies! Seeing a human, those ducks attack that pitiful huntsman, trample him down into pieces....
"...and, now the rest of hell have abundant of food, thanks to the hellish couple!" - finishes the Reaper.
my ship was a battle cruiser , no , a galleon :)) , and i think that a gorgeous one like her needs a pianist
so come the little black duckling to the scene , she being held as prisoner in reaper's cell and her neighbour isn't very nice , this cigar monster keep looking at her and chewing :)) , her life is at stake
last night , the brave captain sneak into this hide of evil and after slashed bout 100 demons , he manage escape with his prize : a piano-playing-duckling :))
his ship has a flourish music club now :))
such an interesting story, Reaper! thanks ( i swear if i have a chance to meet you,i will kick you )
how about piano-playing-duckling ? OK! whatever you like! how about your new name : spoon ? i think spoon is alike "móc câu" ! OK! his new name,everyone, listen to me please :his new name is SPOON
Today...with recommend of my neighbour the black duck...and the poor slave Hook...I must say that we still have the chance to kill the stupid Lord in Hell..
The Idiot sea duke..quacked:what what what???How dare you said that..if he hear it..we will become demon's food for the Celberus,it's not the good idea:((
Long times ago,when his battle ship was destroy..he came Hell and bring the fearless until the ultimate end..and I can see his wreched eyes...but he just the very small part of the big conspiracy..
I must find the black duck first..and I finish her with the first slash...well I have a disk of duck's Blood(tiet canh vit)...and I order the hook bring it to that hungry Lord(he always serve me with his fearless:)))
That was the last one that sir Anna have...tiet canh vit has already poisoned..he come the the second floor of hell in disgrace
Anaconde the Reaper
15-01-2004, 05:46
The drake Cigar now even sacrifices his only wife to the Lord :)) :)) :)), I wonder if he has changed his mind and serve the Lord?? That poisonous duckling stuff makes a good meal for my demons (since their blood is natural poisons already :)) ). OK, reward an earthworm for the well-behaved drake!
i dont' like that name , since it has no relation with me now , i start to use chopstick when i was ten
what do you call a duck who living on the sea surface ?
sea duck ?
marine duck ?
aqua duck ?
water duck ?
all is wrong , it's galleon-piano-playing-duck :))
hey! Spoon , you call me day by day..my name've become longer and longer! OK! whatever you like,Spoon...i don't care much about what you call me! hehe!
and Reaper, you call yourself "Lord", i think you have a sick named "mơ mộng hão huyền"!
Anaconde the Reaper
16-01-2004, 05:45
Petty little duckling, I have little patience for disobedience. Since you're BROOM, now you can sweep my palace, we have a house-cleaning duckling :)) :)) . Feel my wrath, my palace is 200 thousand hectare large, I let you clean it in one week or become a roasted little black house-cleaning duckling :)) :))
You say you have your own palace??What what what???
Ah..I have saw it...human give it the name:cemetary(and it looks so wide,about 200000 hecta)
Spoon???I don't know why you call him that???
Anaconde the Reaper
17-01-2004, 11:57
The cemetery of my palace is where they've last seen Cigar :)) :))
i will explain for you,dear friend Cigarette! and WHo WHO Who was dare enough to ask me to sweep his house ? i will sweep your house,OK, and take all your fortune!
Anaconde the Reaper
19-01-2004, 11:50
My fortune is a bunch of dead filling the prisons, I welcome if you take some of them and keep them for me, thanks for your grace! :))
Wake up skeleton..it's enough.
You can thank me everytime I give you a piece of cake that my dog can eat because he was not hungry.
So come here and use it,and you will hungry for another week.
Just thank the fate to keep your heart beating..
Cigarette, i don't think what you said is very nice! Although you...don't like him much but he is our friend. So please be nice to him,please Cigarette! All of us know you are a kind guy..
" All of us know you are a kind guy.. " i think you have some problem with pronoun , "us" is used to express a bunch of people but here i see only you :))
" i don't think what you said is very nice " => this one is more exact , but not completely , like this : " i think what you said is always very not nice :)) "
:)):))
Us means:a group of people:and duck was us that word in a right way..because us include Broom and I:))
Mirror vain:when someone behave good to me I will do the same with them..but I think the Hook was not have the good behaviour:))
really ? no, Cigarette is very kind,i think so! don't you agree with me ? i think i'm right! of course i don't mean you're wrong..hix hix, now i don't know what i meant!
Anaconde the Reaper
24-01-2004, 06:18
Broom, I thought at last you could have understood, but still black duckling is charmed by that blunt wretched mongrel... We all agree that "what he said is always very not nice."
:)) I have no charmness..but my honor heart:)):))
I fight to eliminate the black demon far away from her life..so that she feel please with me..don't care what I say..may be they are not good:))
Where's the dream that I've been after???:x:x
Cigarette, "i fight to eliminate the black demon far away from her life.." Hey, i am not your princess, so don't fight for me,it's not important!
why don't you spend time fighting for your true lover ? for the one that you really love ? She must be proud of you a lot,iam sure!
No,I was the hired soldier,and when I did a good work..my boss will pay a lot of money for me...
I fight for money,that's all,didn't care who paid me money to protect the duck...
I regret that he not pay me more money,if so..I may even..kill the Demon for him,he he...
She must be proud of you a lot => i think she didn't think so and she's surely right :))
charmness ??? hornour heart ??? i must have some problem with my sight :))
Hem`...just guess about it.
I didn't wait for that happen...proud or not..it's useless.
But this was the smallest thing that I can do...I even do that when some sea thief apear with his da*n cannon,i will destroy that monster ,too..
Honor...charm...may be I don't need them,ke ke ,I need power and money,he he
it's not a thief , it's pirate u moron , dont' mistake my noble career with those scum bag who sneak into someone house and do dirty thing
ah , i haven't place a name for my ship yet , how bout "Hidalgo" ? sound good , a galleon with cigar monster hang on the sail in her first journey must be a nice view to see :))
Khuong Duy_so 1
29-01-2004, 07:34
Hello Ciga , I can't image that you have a topic in this box ... Can I join it ???
What are you talking about ??? Job and honor , charm ????
I think that ciga's career is terrible , the Poisoned King Snake ( :-& ) , with this career his face looks very bad ( especially with girl ke ke ke ) . But he can get a lot of money from it -----> certainly there are some beautiful girl come to him :-?
What's about Kefka's job , the only vocabulary can describe it is : panic . I have read some book about the pirate , so bad . They attacted the ships , killed the man , got the woman , took the money ,....-----> horror . I think the pirate and the Poisoned King Snake are the same . [-(
In the end , I think that my job is the best : general ( Khuong Duy ) and knight ( Seifer ) ke ke ke
My career:not got a lot of money but food..because..I can eat everyone who has the good blood..
O,sea thief..they can be call:cuop bien in Vietnamese version,and may be you call it:Pirates..it's right too.
With the sea career ,the pirate meet a lot of trouble in their lives..they will meet storm,sea police...sea monster(like shark or octopus)..they lost their human blood,all of them become monster already:kill anyone they meet,catch woman and throw them to the sea when they finish...+_+But stuck in that life,may be the bightmare that they couldn't escape..
For the General:the same,they can see the bloodly body in the battle field..they must fight with no fear..may be they will be chop when they not complete their mission..J
Khuong Duy_so 1
29-01-2004, 15:16
Ke ke ke ciga , Do you think that you can eat a Holly Knight like me ??? It's impossible . You think that being a General I have to kill the people ,but what'll happen if I am a knight . And I am sure that you know who is the enemis of the Holly Knight . The answer is the bad monster ( like you ke ke ke ) . You have a big mouth with many sharp teeth , you can eat people easily but with me It's so difficult to you . I have a best armour , a holly spear and shield -----> you 'll die if you touch me ke ke ke :-?
Well,seems all of my enemies there looks so dangerous and hard to beat them..
The Demon:Anna,with his rusty sword,he can create eveything thing,the leader of the Chosen..many plague,accident.death have begin from him...
The Pivates with his big cannon(but useless also),he have the destoyer,it's grow day by day after he kill some_one,but he is coward already..and in the feast,in order of Ciga,the king of Poison snake..he bring the disk of poisoned Duck's blood,but unfortunately..Anna can't be kill under that conspiracy..but Anna fallin' sick,so he not come back now..
The paper cutter:also my ally,not enemies..no needs to talk about him.
The last one:General Jiang Wei number 1,he think that with his amour,he can't be kill by some type of snake...well,if he don't ant to die..may be he must bring that heavy amour for all his life,the thing that should not be..and when he was sleeping,my slave..the black snake,give him a litle dove of poison..he will sleep forever:))
dieukydieu
30-01-2004, 11:39
Oh evil evil!
I dont wanna have many enemies like Ciga, i want to have more friends. Maybe we can make some enemies like ...Ciga be our friend.... And maybe not. He is very ...criminal! He kill many people and what a pity!@ He becomes the most dangerous snake in the world. That can make everyone think that he can not become a good friend .... :))
i don't think so! i think Cigarette can be a good friend! but Cigarette's style is "friend or enemy"
Sorry..I like friends or enemies..
with friends,I can talk with them..very funny..
With enemies,I can make quarell with them..and I like it..quarel and the stronger is the winner,ke ke.
But Neutral:can't do anything with them..too bad+_+
Cigarette's style is " enemy always " :))
he's not very peacful guy , sad , cause he's not strong also :)) this make him a complete loser :)) , for ex , he wants to make friend here and the result ? he gets bunch of poeple want his head :))
ya know , even newcomer " dieukydieu " didn't like him :))
Hey,in charge of the manager of this box,may I remove that topic???
But I think I shouldn't do it,because..this topic is for friends and enemies..I must declare that I like war:x..so I can't stop that war,ke ke...
Will some one sympathetic with me??
what ? Spoon, Cigarette is a kind guy (if you don't think so...in a special case,i agree with you!)
i think Cigarette is an attractive guy too (not to me,because i had a wonderful boy for my own)
been long time , i'm really busy these days
u think he's kind ? why is there special case :)) ?
u think he's attractive ? why don't love him :)) ?
he Kel long time no see , what take you so long ?
don't you see her excuse Kel . She 's already had a boy for her own .. a boy who she 's never seen yet :)) .
he 's attractive :O , what makes you think a cigarette with terrible smoke can attract a girl like you ^^ . This is a Puplic area , it shows that we 'd better "no smoking " here :))
he Kel long time no see , what take you so long ?
don't you see her excuse Kel . She 's already had a boy for her own .. a boy who she 's never seen yet :)) I will not explain her story for you,you can guess but you will never knows [-x
And I,the true gentle man..will no longer mind her anymore,I respect her own lonyworld..and I will come back to my small lovely cigarettes:))
I actractive becuase I always smoke like the lonesome cowboy,ke ke ke ;;-)
Cigarette,of course, i don't think you're attractive because you usually smoke! i have never seen you smoking, i think so because ...the way you talk to me..it makes me feel ...um...please! OK! i consider you my brother,Cigarette
and Spoon, how dare you are! "why don't you love him ?", you thought...whenever i meet an attractive guy,i must love him ? never! because...
"i will wait for you,like i always do!", i will keep my promisse,Spoon! what is it ? i don't intend to tell you. but i warn you. if you say something alike "why don't love him?" , you will have a lot of troubles!
" if you say something alike "why don't love him?" , you will have a lot of troubles! " => how sad , cause i told it already:)) and now miss galleon-piano-playing-duckling will do some nasty thing on me :)), to tell the truth ,i eager to know what it is :))
" you thought...whenever i meet an attractive guy,i must love him " => alright alright , no need to shout at me , you're not attracted by handsome guy , how bout rich guy ? :)) , and powerful guy :)) ? i think you dont want to treat them like handsome one :)) .... one more thing , the smart guy must be out of your list , :)) since you already choose cigar for your man :))
chrono , i'm on my apprenticeship , so dont have much time left though , now i'm in Cà Mau , u know CM ??? then end of our country :x
let's pray that i could get back hcm city before tomorrow sothat can spend a happy valentine day :x
the smart guy must be out of your list , :)) since you already choose cigar for your man :))
She not choose me,so I am still smart,ha ha.
It's very logic..from your crap thinking...
She loves me or not..I don't know,but I think girls always hide their emotion....
Hey,don't angry..it make your face will become terrible..BROOM
" it make your face will become more terrible..BROOM "
i think what he means is " your face look very terrible already ... BROOM " :))
Hey...you dare to edit my letters??
I not dare to say the word:more ...How dare you....??
Anaconde the Reaper
14-02-2004, 05:43
Stop mouth-fight, sons, since I can not sleep well when my stupid creatures always blame each other stupid, though they are all stupid already :))
Broom, you sinful little duck, continue to go to school, try to get something out of it, dont spend time on the Internet to get into trouble with these nuts, they are waiting to devour u like a little ducky steak :)). I am retired, no time to protect u dum duck, so watch out. If you want a smart guy, a rich guy, a strong guy, go to hell. :)), the most erudite being with 6.2billion years of experience, the richest guy with tons of hell gold, the strongest guy to ever roam the Universe (his power is definitely infinite :)) ). But, if u do that I will kill you (since smart, strong or rich guy never matches a poor little idiot duck, doesnt he? :)) ) --> Cigarette should be your best choice - both small and dumb. :((
hey! i am not attracted boy boys, i am not interested in boys or guys or men! because i had a hero in my heart! Broom's heart is not big enough to care about many boys! i have one, and that's enough. Enough! Goodbye.
Alright,no one dare to roam aroud you,duck...
After the bloody war between Anna and Hook,all are seriously wound..so they are useless to black duck.
still there's the mad man with his illusion,but now he will sit alone with his disgrace..he not allow to enter her narrow heart...
Ok..come back to my lovely Cigar.
dam_is_life
14-02-2004, 16:27
haha hihi, I just drop by and cannot make head or tail of this. What bothers me most is why u all keep "hihi haha". Yesterday was Fri the 3rd. Awful, no wonder people are so scareced of it. And may I ask you, Cigar why do you make fool of your sister in public. Not good not good..
She was my sister..long loooong times ago,but now our relation was break..may be it was my fault...
I don't know,for me..that memory looks like the white blank now,with no pain,no sorrow..
I like to talk with you and your sister,aquary..all of you are beauties..hehe.
" Cigar why do you make fool of your sister in public. Not good not good.. " =>i think " not good " is not the suitable word to use , u should promote it to " evil " , " devil " or " meany " ... all show his nature more exactly :))
firstly , they was brother and sister , but she found out the truth , so their relationship changed to kind of " uncle , sister " now , let's hope it won't become " gramp and sister " in near future :))
dam_is_life
17-02-2004, 21:48
well, just a way of commenting. It takes me more than the time of finishing a piece of cake to judge a person. Evil is such a word that needs much consideration,
Your new picture make me feel disappoint...I can't understand why you choosed it...
He can call me:meany,evil...Ummm,dun care.
I shouldn't say anything when some one try to push me down to the canyon..
dam_is_life
22-02-2004, 02:07
hey I don't care what u think of my avatar. That is the way I am. Sometimes I think my blood is turning into black, that is good, at least I won't have to listen to anything good guidlines in life
i agree with sugar baby about the avatar , couldn't you find one more fermini ??? :))
this look like a swordwoman gonna come to the arena :))
hey,sorry pa` con..I left my house long times ago..so I come back to take care about it...
About the new ava from damislife...I see it's good.
After the war between Cigar and Ana,the dark lord retire with his disgrace end,but the house without war become more wild...I can see the spider web upon my ceiling..
The duck,with her scrae of HN1,she will leave here,and after that..her crazy fan apear..but it's too late.
Kefka,can you give me your experience..I feel horrible with my graduate report/..
what your major ??? if it's auditing then call me , i have bunch of files on hand now
i get 1 more seven and 1 three %^&#$%@$ ( the teacher cheat me , he say depreaciation is not in the test ) , ruined my last experience as student , i'm planning overal seven this semester :((
black blood , hm , black doesn't good though , it represents sins , madness , darkness , horror ... , why on earth did you think you have black blood ? you're half Negros :)) ?
dam_is_life
27-02-2004, 21:02
that is what you associate black blood with. Or more exactly, that is YOUR black blood, my black blood is different. haha
black blood ? i' ẹ !!!!! although i have trouble with my blood, but my blood is red! red! he he he,do you want to take some of my blood ? mine is O, i can give everyone. i will give you some,agree ?
my blood type is O , so i dont need your blood unless you're have O blood type too
i dont want to give my blood to anyone , if someone want to have it , he must fight for it :)) and i'm not warranty the blood he gets could surpass the amount he loses :))
i have bunch of files on hand now
i get 1 more seven and 1 three %^&#$%@$ ( the teacher cheat me , he say depreaciation is not in the test May be you got it,the subject is Hoist design.
Some one in Oath Garden send me the file,how unlucky..it have the .Rar tail,and I don't have the win Rar to decompress it :((
I haev no experience about them,when I come to the company,I just practice to make crane,not hoist.
you don't need ? OK! that's good! because yesterday i must come to the hospital to get some more blood.
blood , hmm . i 've given my blood for "mục đích nhân đạo " :)) at my University last sunday . they said they would paid 150k for each of us .actually we only received 90k , worse than that ,when left shool tearing the envelop checking mount of money we got . we only see 85k >__< , 5k was travelling somewhere we could not figure out :lol : . well , at least i 've not felt ill after all ..
there 're 5 girl that were unconsucioned after giving away their blood , one was continuosly trembling so they almost had to tie her tight bringing her into a man-restroom . i don't know what they did next 'coz i left there as quickly as i could , i can't bear seeing people drown in their illness .
i dont like it when people stick some needle into my body , so leave leave me alone with blood donation
200 ml is much , dont u know that cola only has 330 ml :)) ??? not good to lose such amount of blood for charity doing
when i have the surgery , some of my parents' friend give me blood , and my dad too :x , i think i owe them my life :x
dam_is_life
06-03-2004, 11:28
Needles also send shivers down my spine. Hic, I can't think of giving or getting blood. Unless people invent sth less brutal than needls and metal, I would not risk my life lurking around the hospitals. ANd about blood, nope I won;t share mine with every one, esp from broom. To broom: what is in your mind, you could get contagious disease by giving some of your pure liquid to a person like me. IN fact, I must be careful with my blood 'cause it is so toxic. I don't want to spread any disease wherever I go. But mosquitoes are exception (!). It serve them right.
Broom ? me ? i am Broom ? right ? OK,it's me! but why am i Broom ? why must i be Broom ? because of him. him. where he is now ? he called me Broom, so i am Broom, i called him...and he went away. it's not fair! it's really not fair!
gee , you talk like daydreamer today , broom
was that's because of your sickness or because of the shock of your boyfriend misterious gotaway :)) ???
dam_is_life => finally , thing u want to say is you agree with me , right ??? :))
"you may say iam a dreamer
but i am not the only one
i hope someday you'll enjoy us
...."
i don't know what to tell you. but of course you can't stop me. you can't.
But mosquitoes are exception (!). It serve them right.
Yeah,mosquitos like to enjoy the hot blood,it keep their bodies become warmer...
I feel tire with my cold blood,can you share a litter dove of your anger for me,I will thank for that,dam is life ..
of course i can't , and i dont' want to
ya know , it's cruel when you interupt poeple's last wish :)) , so be your way broom , i just stand still and watching movie :))
u didn't answer my question yet , broom , dont try to pass it , please
dam_is_life
15-03-2004, 03:11
cold blooded, I don't think u belong to that gendre. In fact, as I already diagnosed, u are suffering from a bleeding heart syndrome, esp when girls are concerned :)) sorry, just from my observation. Well, since u r good natured, no need to change, go on ur way sir...
I am not have the good nature as you thought,I terribly strange from them..
....You already disagnosed..really??
I wish that my status is completly removed from my self,but ..wish just only the wish,nothing happen.
i didn't answer your question ? yes ! OK, he went away for a long time. and i was a strong girl at that time! that's all.
" u are suffering from a bleeding heart syndrome " => i think it's more exactly to say that he's the cause of this syndrome :)) , i can't count the girls whom he had been wooed in this forum , he even try to take my girl away - thanks god he didn't success and so do I :))
" he went away for a long time. and i was a strong girl at that time " i think the first statement is somewhat correct but the second ... :)) mwa ha ha , remember someone stay in her bed and speading " last wishes " letter :)) ? so cute :x
little Spoon, i see that you had change your note,what is the matter with you ? can i help you ?
Just look at the signature of Broom,and imagine about the love movie..
The story begin:
Mr xxx:Broom,I will go out..I will be back.
Broom:Remember some cakes for me,I feel hungry now.
Mr xxx:Yeah,but the times will too long,can you wait until I come home??I scare that you will unconsience before I turn back..
Broom:I will try,in the kitchen,there was some cold rice,I will use it at the waiting times..
Mr xxx:Can you wait 'til I come back.
Broom:Hurry up,I will wait for you,like i always do! >:-D< , please keep your promise,and so do I!
hix , i can't get it !
tell me what the heck you 're doing , a play huh ?
don't worry 'bout me , there some cold rice in the kitchen .
Broom:Hurry up,I will wait for you,like i always do! , please keep your promise,and so do I! honey , keep your promise or you'll be down ..
i 'll wait for you 'till the rice run out :)) :))
" I will wait for you,like i always do! , please keep your promise,and so do I! "
very very familiar , i remember reading this from somewhere , a love letter of an laundryer ??? maybe , or of an royal member - a queen or so ??? we will never know :))
only thing i could say bout it that it is very " soul " ( sến in vietnamese :)) , incase you don't understand :)) )
dam_is_life
22-03-2004, 03:37
But in my opinion, it is one of the most powerful messages I 've ever read. To wait and to keep promise are the most precious abilities, no1 or 2 on today's most desired quality list. I have little patience and I break my promise often ( 'cause I hve bad memory hic), so let's cherish those rare left with these superb qualities---give little angel a loud applause huhu
dam_is_life , not because i can't keep your promise will make us see duckling at new role , she's still the master of soul :))
dam , you will never break my promise if you rarely give it :)) , or u can do it the way I do : always make promise to yourself only , so you won't have the feeling of sins when you break them
dam_is_life
23-03-2004, 10:32
er, but I love myself the most, how can I break promise to myself without feeling guilty - hihi
why ? i think it's just like u take money from left pocket and drop it to the right one :))
try it , u wont' feel that way , i'm sure bout that
Huhu,you think break the promise to yourself..will not brings the sins passion???Nah..
I always have that feeling,
Last night,I promise to my self..complete the report,but the bed have alot of charm..so I can't deny it..I fall to the deep(and may be sin) sleep...
When I wake up..I feel very horrible..I can't win myself.
dam_is_life
25-03-2004, 03:57
:)) conquering urself is always the hardest thing, if u can win urself u can win all - try this : apply some " dau phat linh" to ur eyes. ! :)) I ..have never tried it, but it sure works :))
kefka, what about money and pockets, I don't understand. Hem`, I simply can't hurt myself u know
Cigarette, i am alike you, so so strong!! so...i never win myself!
and to everyone, especially to Chrono and Kefka : you can have a lot of things to laugh at, but not my sentence, i think i must have my own sentence,you too, i don't laugh at yours, so not at mine too, agree ? stop or you will lie down forever.....olala, i am a clever killer, believe ?
Sniff..sniff...
Ooops,the nose_sick(may be flu) stoped me when I tried to go to internet cafe..I can't do anything.
I ..miss all of you T_T
Broom,you alike me..right,becuase your are too strong,I'm too weak,he he he.
Who laugh about your sentence,tell me and I will give them my final attack,mwa ha ha.
really ? so fine!i will give you a list
1. Kefka ( he must be the one who is killed earliest!, let "thay trời hành đạo" )
2. i forgot! but only Kefka is enough! i will wait for your victory! thanks a lot, dear friend!
really ? so fine!i will give you a list
1. Kefka ( he must be the one who is killed earliest!, let "thay trời hành đạo" )
2. i forgot! but only Kefka is enough! i will wait for your victory! thanks a lot, dear friend! grateful to your mind-absent being for forgeting me who should have been put right in the list .
you saved Cigar , u know ?! if he come to a fight to Kel he 'll return with some of part of his body left . but if he ran into me he would be come a dust in the wind :)) as fast as his éyes could liz .
as for you broom, if you want to kill some one , do it yourself . i'll be waiting for you at the end of the road .
Ok,kill them all,good work..I should choose the easy one first..
My friend gived me the name:Chopper(dao bau),becuase my cutting skill is so sweet :x,just hold the sharp blade and make the slash..the face of Mr Chrono will become the X_cross..ke ke ke.
I am going to sleep right now..the next enemy will finish in tomorow,mwaa ha ha..
" Who laugh about your sentence,tell me and I will give them my final attack : an applause " :))
cigar i'm amazed with your cutting skill , you got bright future at the butcher's :))
duckling , i'm happy cause you think of me highly :)) and put me top of your black list , i hate to be second :))
see how did you suppose to kill me with this stuff . alone , i 've faced to 7 mad guys that equiped with knifes , pipes and stones . although i got serious hurt ,4 guys got lethal wound and the other shits couldn't manage to move 'till the dawn .
i'm Chrono , in the human form . Chronic is enternal , immortal :)) . all things you 'll do is useless , thrusting a knife into the sand of time that turn you into dust ..
Due to a mercy of Chrono the Lord of time ,you bad creature . i'll spare you live , better back to your yearly carrier :get skinned .
Kelf :i thought you would be an good allie but i's wrong . you disappoited me kelf , you only care of your own live. now you 're willing to raise your hands against me , no worth being helped . all you are no match for me ..
duckling , i'm happy cause you think of me highly and put me top of your black list , i hate to be second you got her wrong kelf . let me open your naked eyes ..
1. Kefka ( he must be the one who is killed earliest!, let "thay trời hành đạo" ) yeah because he's the easiest for Cigar 's fanted skills . when you 've killed all the dump rat , the final Boss will appear :))
you want to competite for the the first position ? too bad , but i can sympathywith you , there's no medal for second prize :))
the final Boss will appear => dont you remember some of them are really sucks ? :)) such as those in earth bound and final fantasy 6
[ ừm just one thing , i wonder why my posts ' status doesn't have the " phản ánh bài viết " button ? ]
your excuses kelf, bad ! it only show you 're coming to the dead end . your emotion ,i understand . no one 'd like to be loser ,your poisition would be the highest if i're not here. anyway you should have not post this **** , at least that would prevent you from dishonored . a gentle man know how to die as they are i feel sorry for you ..
<suddenly i realized that we forgot cigar , didn't we ? ^^ >
I can see the fearless wretch in those message..the gang start to run.
First:chrono..he threat me ,and advise me to destroy Kefka first,in fact..when I fight with that poor man,he has the chance to run,mwa ha ha.
Second:Kefka try to deny it,becuase he know it was the trap..and he don't want to become the sacrified item for the blood ceremony,he he.
you're talking bout nobles and gentleman ? then it will be sure to put cigar a side :))
ah, finally he reappears , i thought he has been imprison in some girl's cell lately
since the late forum exchance , lesser post , dunno why , must because this new forum window look really terrible that no one want to raise a finger
must because this new forum window look really terrible that no one want to raise a finger--->yes,right you are,but we must familiarize ourselves with that new version.
I not really imprison by some girl's cell,but game cells...when I finish this game I will raise my finger more often.
But I wish that some girl intend to capture and imprison me,but seems it will never happend.
Two of you,will never forget me,because of my fatal attack will seriously hurt your body,he he/.
Anaconde the Reaper
07-04-2004, 16:05
2 months for the return (actually a visit) of the Dark Lord X( , and, ... hmm this skin looks strange! Little Cigar, what have you done to your signature? Why did you get that, have started to play the ancient 10 years old Tides of Darkness? :)) . Easy, you can finish it and turn to Beyond the Dark Portal, beat the 2 campaigns, they are quite impossible for a terrible gamer like you :)).
Anyway baby, so long, I am now drawing my armies of the dead to take control of heaven, and the world will be doomed >:)
... hmm this skin looks strange! Little Cigar, what have you done to your signature? Why did you get that, have started to play the ancient 10 years old Tides of Darkness? :)) . Easy, you can finish it and turn to Beyond the Dark Portal, beat the 2 campaigns, they are quite impossible for a terrible gamer like you :)).
Not 10 years,exactly..the game was published in 1997.But in my heart..this is the best RTS game..not empire or WC III,sound starnge,huh.
I played it in 2000..and I start with tide of Darkness...and then..beyon the Dark portal.
The man I like best is the holy Knight Turalyon,he eliminated the death knight,Terron back to the hell by his Holy spell,exorcism..he he.
His face looks like you,when the spell has some effect:))
mickeymouse
10-04-2004, 08:50
Not 10 years,exactly..the game was published in 1997.But in my heart..this is the best RTS game..not empire or WC III,sound starnge,huh.
I played it in 2000..and I start with tide of Darkness...and then..beyon the Dark portal.
The man I like best is the holy Knight Turalyon,he eliminated the death knight,Terron back to the hell by his Holy spell,exorcism..he he.
His face looks like you,when the spell has some effect:))
Excuse me , can i get a question ????
I see this topic is very ..very long , why do it continue ??? say about game ???? Ci , I wait for your ....
^^
Anaconde the Reaper
10-04-2004, 11:27
The Death Knight Teron Gorefiend was one of Ner'zhul's greatest allies. Whether Gorefiend survived is not known, but Turalyon's fate is also a mystery (when Draenor fell, his band of brothers :)) vanished into the Nether). However, the only WC2 character that ppl concern the most about, is the powerful Dragon Deathwing, one of the greatest terrors of the known world. Its a pity that dragons have no real enrollment in WC3 :((.
And, Tides of Darkness was released in 1994 (because I first played WCII before 1997! :)) ). Still I have it in my comp, along with a whole new campaign which I spent a year to finish (for sure I cant make it everyday --> each week make a bit). Of course there is me in that campaign, an Archmage riding a Dragon (havent you seen one? :)) ). However my dragon was killed, and I then rode a Battlecruiser instead :)).
To MM:of course..my topic is the best topic in this forum,so it's will long and longer with the insane speed,every day,he he he.If you join to this topic you will understand why :))
Ah,the death wing..the black dragon(the most mighty monster in WC II),but I can;t remember the Hit point of DW(about 400..think that)
But Death wing may be mighty alone,unfotunately for him,the Orc clan have no healing skill,so if he has more and more...he even be killed with the strength of human alliance..the last day for him was the day when legend mage,Khadgar appeared.
Archmage riding the dragon???don't make me laugh with that liar(how can you get that???)
But this version,unequal for humans..the Ogre with the damn awesome Bloodlust spell..hmm,the paladin can't survie after the half minute when face with the bloodlust ogre,hic.,
Anaconde the Reaper
11-04-2004, 10:21
=(... Deathwing is a name, not "the death wing". But it is not really a name since the real name of this dragon is Neltharion. He is also in my campaign, second in power only to the demonlord himself. In the old Beyond the Dark Portal, this dragon has only 800hp (compared to 250 of the gryphon hero and 180 of Turalyon :)) - the toughest meatshield you can find in all of Azeroth :)) ). Dont you believe in the Dragonriding Wizard? I dont have the pic right now --> soon, but I have the others already in my site. Enjoy!
Dont worry about the piggy imprisoned. It is our main hero, but was polymorphed by the Archmage and delivered to the dragon Deathwing in his absence. This mission is to rescue him from the dragon (dont try to kill that dragon - he has 8000hp instead of 800 :(( )
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while you 're laying around here talking 'bout your damn favourite games , i must stick here to watch out taht old goat doctor my friend 's being treated ..
ooa ooa .. i 've made a big stupid mistake with one girl in here . i couldn't control my mind at that time n' i i 've felt off , falt into the hole that i'd dig oa oaa .
only if ...
i'm working on some roms now :))
harvest moon if you want to know , nice game though , i haven't tried it before and what luck that i played it :))
Hmmm,Chrono:what you said???Mistake makes we grow better,even with girls,he he.
But if I was stuck in your circumstance..hmm,may be I was gone insane.
We talk about the best game in the past WC II..have the batle cruise in the middle age??So your rank is cheater,ha ha ha...
Anaconde the Reaper
18-04-2004, 15:32
Oh yeah I forgot, you have WCII still dont you? So, download this mission, its worth the challenge! Dont you dare use any cheat! >:(
... To whom sent me the message: I told everyone I retired, and went out for a while to paradise, but since God has been annoying me (he rules paradise - or heaven) --> I decide to overthrow him and take that place for my own :))
DOn;t understand,where is your place???
Heaven or hell???
I not have WCII already..so I can't play that mission :((
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