Life And Woman

[ruanchengcai]

I THINK LIFE IS AVÂILABLE IF LACKING OF WOMEN, ALTHOUGH THAT LACKING Ò MEN IS ASLO IMPOSSIBLE ! BUT THE ROLE OF WOMEN IN LIFE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO EVERY ONE ,
AND NOW CAN I ASK ALL OF YOU A QUESTION? WHAT CAN THE MOST ỈMPORTANT WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE DO FOR YOU?t

[steven segal]

Oh,my god.I don't think as you.Life is very something most important woman as: music,movies,sport,game^_^,...

[VATC]

I would like to say that the most important thing that a woman can do for you is giving birth for you(have two meaning). Firstly, your mother born you. Secondly, your wife will give birth your children^_^, right?

[lemoney]

Oh,my god.I don't think as you.Life is very something most important woman as: music,movies,sport,game^_^,...


You remember what you said. Someday, a lady will make you feel regret :)). I can’t imagine all my life which have only music, sports, movies, games… It is not a life of normal guy. I’m just normal :>.
You know! Everything needs balance ‘n no exception to people. Girls, ladies, women make our damn lives meaningful, and so are you. Maybe sometimes you hate ‘n curse at them cuz their deeds but they are very important for your life for sure.

[lonelydemonxxx]

Woman re something that can drive you crazy but you can live without them , i mean if you re normal man , not include Gay [-o<

[Hank Williams]

Sometimes you need 'em, but sometimes you don't. Woman can share with you in some good things that can make you feel happy, but they can also make you upset.
You have a girlfriend, she's beautiful, and even smart, but sometimes you really don't want her to cut in your jobs.

[MegaByte]

you can live w/out women . but that is a terrible life , with missing ... and pain ....

[VATC]

Woman re something that can drive you crazy but you can live without them , i mean if you re normal man , not include Gay [-o<
Do you mean:"... you cann't live without..." instead of "...you can live without..."
I don't want to correct your vocabulary or grammar, this is just about what you really mean. I think you don't really mean what you said above, it was a mistake, right?
I think woman are the gift of God for the man, so we -the man- should know what we are having and we will not feel regret when we lose it.

[Eisenhow]

Well, don't you be so serious about all this nonsense. Just try to find the funny side to it. Below is what I found 'bout women and the stages in their lives. Hope you ẹnoy it $-)

AGE DRINK

17 - Wine Coolers
25 - White wine
35 - Red wine
48 - Dom Perignon
66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

17 - Need to wash my hair
25 - Need to wash and condition my hair
35 - Need to colour my hair
48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair
66 - Need to have Francois colour my wig

FAVORITE SPORT

17 - shopping
25 - shopping
35 - shopping
48 - shopping
66 - shopping

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 - "Burger King"
25 - "Free meal"
35 - "A diamond"
48 - "A bigger diamond"
66 - "Home Alone"

FAVORITE FANTASY

17 - tall, dark and handsome
25 - tall, dark and handsome with money
35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 - a man with hair
66 - a man

HOUSE PET

17 - Muffy the cat
25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 - German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat
48 - Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 - Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muff the Cat

WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 - 17
25 - 25
35 - 35
48 - 48
66 - 66

IDEAL DATE

17 - He offers to pay
25 - He pays
35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 - He can chew his breakfast

[black_rose]

haha that is good idea but i think life is very something most important as woman:dance...shop..play game.....
and more

[Bunnyforever]

I think man needs woman, and woman needs man. It's natural!
Some guys said they don't need woman; game, music....are thier favourites. Cause now, you all are young, but someday, you grow old, you'll need a woman who understand you, love you, and care for you. Of course, if you're not a gay.

[kefka]

i remember you said to hiệp phò mã long ago : " if there're only 3 person left on an island I , my girl friend and you , I'd rather be lesbian than marry you "
woman needs man => why didn't you need him ? :))
and uncle sam => why did you do ? :))

[Chrono]

so there 's a usagi here really ^^ . once i was suprised that Dog celebrated Bunny 's birthday even she almost had had not ever join recent time .
Long time no see Kèlfa , i guess you 're the only one Mod who lasts longest in this forum ^^

\\\\i remember you said to hi?p phò mã long ago : " if there're only 3 person left on an island I , my girl friend and you , I'd rather be lesbian than marry you "\\\ [MP fishing ]
==>>There were 3 girls on an island Hi?p phò mã was a girl too ^^ then he couldnt help turning him self into a lesbian 'coz Bunny 's so attractive ^^ .
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woman needs man => why didn't you need him ? ///
as Bunny said :it's natural ^^ besides , if man does not need woman anymore woman 's forced to need man for human ..degnerator :)) :laugh:

//and uncle sam => why did you do ? // wath doya mean Kèlfa ? i dont remmember anyone hear has a such name :?:
i think Uncle Sam also needs a woman withwhom he shares happyness , pain or sorrow .. indeed .Now they 're sharing their big trouble , ah [i] i have heard the last old new that Uncle Sam had married Queen of England [i]:)) :laugh:

the troublesome Login error makes me bored , i 've complaned to someone who's repossible but how funny it was !! that all i 've received was nothing but answeralbe Slience ..

[Bunnyforever]

Eh, Chrono, look at your post! I can't read them!
Of course, i need a boy, but not mean any boy, bot it?
And about Sam, we now back to the beginning!

[lọ lem]

Oh Bunny, u need a man, not a boy :))

[BaylentheSky]

Eisenhow that's some "interesting" stuff there ;)
Well anyway experience tells me, with girls you gotta give up a thing or 2, or 3...
1. Money (your check from the part-time job will never arrive to the bank full ^^ )
2. Time (no comments here, pretty obvious)
3. Your rights, you basically lose all your rights when you have a girlfriend :)

[kefka]

hey hey , bunny , i didn't answer my question yet , don't pretend that you don't see it , ok ?
and this cinderella , you always talking bout dangerous things such as : man and boy , sex , etc. => you must be an expert , tell me the diffrence between man and boy ? wasn't they the same ?

[BaylentheSky]

hey hey , bunny , i didn't answer my question yet , don't pretend that you don't see it , ok ?
and this cinderella , you always talking bout dangerous things such as : man and boy , sex , etc. => you must be an expert , tell me the diffrence between man and boy ? wasn't they the same ?
There is really no "official" definition of what separates a man from a boy, since it really varies from cultures to cultures.
But generally, boy=virgin, man=hell no :)

[lọ lem]

If it's the best way to die, go for your life then!
Uh oh, this topic talks about sex, ain't it right? Lock then!

Oh, girls, how old r u? Don't be so ridiculous like that
Anyway, that topic talks about "the way we die", not about sex, sex is just my answer .

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Kefka: I am a master [-o< (till remeber me ?). I do know somethin' special but I can' tell u 'cause there' some childrens in this topic :-$ .

And about the woman, they are the most important, beautiful in the world. Whithout us, man is nothin'

[kefka]

Whithout us, man is nothin' => i don't get it , what do you mean by "us" ?
you cinderella : were-myth
bunnyforever : were-rabbit
broom : were-tiger
mar_oh my mar : were-martian
i don't see any true + complete woman here :))

[Cigar]

Hey,what was everyone talking about??
I think girls make a lot of trouble for us,I have that experience after I chat with Mar..hehe
When everything aboud for me just like:money,fun,some material..I will think about woman,but not now :))

[kefka]

" I have that experience after I chat with Mar " => so that's you , she told me that there is some pervert bullys her all the time :))
few and fewer people come to this english box nowaday , mod must do something quickly :))

[Cigar]

Don't worry about it,Kefka..I will help Mr Wolf...whenever I be there ,this box will not be"ế":))
Humm,Mars not there because she scared of you..not me..I always talk with her in another box,she leave thre because you try to refuse my opinion..and we quarrel a lot..but now I still like to make war with everyone like you or Master Reaper[-x

[Chrono]

-1 MP! Use wrong \"quote\"i 've known that i should never try it while playing a joke like fishing ^^ .. thanks for reducing my MP mod whoever you are 'coz that should have been 'punished 'more ^^ .

cinderella is a master of Se-x ? well he/she talked as if she were a sex professior but i think she 's not ."coz there 're somê children here " how prettty excuse she made ! she 's pretending that she 's know-it-all person but the way she said like a amature no more no less .

heh lo lem , can you show us some clues ? i know there're many children & amature here dont care someday child will be adult. believe me ! i can test your quailification as well as i did many Experts before :D

///Oh Bunny, u need a man, not a boy /// [ uwm Mod , may i ? :)) ]
==>>> ru misunderstood , That kawaii Usagi wants a boy actually she doesnt need any man . cant get it ?!
" boy " is a form of Child ^^ mata Onano hito wa Otoko no ko ga imasenshita kara [ sorry for not writting in E just preventing children ]

man .. i should never care obut girls they've brought me a lot of trouble >__<
wait ..
are you talking 'bout a girl ?

Mar ? who 's she ? where did you two chat with her ? is she cute or not ? is she talkative ? has she had a boyfriend ?

[kefka]

chrono , you always care bout the bad side of the story
anyway , if you know bunny's secret desire , tell me , but not in japanese , i can't figure it out
mar => you don't know ? she's my new bride , opp , i forgot to send you invitation card to my wedding , so sorry , next time i won't :))

[Cigar]

mar => you don't know ? she's my new bride , opp , i forgot to send you invitation card to my wedding , so sorry , next time i won't
I will come to this wedding,will you invite me..I will wave my hand to greet you to the "Lion cave" hu hu hu
Oh,this box has a lot of girls,I regret that I didn't come here so soon.

[Andromeda]

So so, do you know why Mars did not post here for long time? I know it, that is because I lock her house and let her stay outside my home :lol:
Life is life, woman is woman. Who can say Life and Woman can be one? Life has women and women have no life. Women have no life but men.
In my opinion, I need no girls, no women. They aye trouble for us, problem that we don't want. Who want to have GF as soon as you want that is you do not meaning of life.

[kefka]

nah , she doesn't because we're on our honey moon :))
bout my wedding party , what a mess
wolf drink like a barrel and get drunk quickly , drunkard wolves are noisy , geez :)) !!!
cigar baby just sit still , tear drops fall like rain :)) , didn't say any words till the end , poor boy
the worst nightmare is reaper , after main course , he's bloodlust and keep chasing those girls for blood sucking => i reget inviting him anyway :))

[Cigar]

cigar baby just sit still , tear drops fall like rain , didn't say any words till the end , poor boy
How can you know that??I cry for your life,it end very quickly,hu hu hu..the brave Captain will die soon by the brutal Lion..

[kefka]

ha ha , cause it's you , to you she's a lion , but just a sweaty kitty to me
hey , you've got nice avatar , i don't remember her name , she's the pergasus rider in FE 5 , right ?

[Cigar]

Hey,what happen with you,Mr Hook..?When the Kitty(or lion) have a honey moon,you come here and talk everythings,where is she??Did some xxxx man took her away from you??
I regret that I never play FE5 before,so I don't know her name..

[Shiva_vuive]

i not love woman, because they are lazy and crazy , but it is difficult to take the woman shoping !

[lọ lem]

==>>> ru misunderstood , That kawaii Usagi wants a boy actually she doesnt need any man . cant get it ?!
" boy " is a form of Child ^^ mata Onano hito wa Otoko no ko ga imasenshita kara [ sorry for not writting in E just preventing children ]

Merde, de quoi parle-tu? Je peux pas comprendre.

Everyone, who is Master of Reaper ?

hey Kefka, now u r the man, Oh my god, oh my god, an old coot has became a man [-o<

[kefka]

it's hard to escape her to go here , that's why my post a superious short these day :))
i'm not a coot , but a monk .
a coot always eat dog meat , a monk does it sometimes :))
a coot has 5 wives , a monk has only one :))
..... etc.
My babe , there's a huge difference , ya see ?

[Cigar]

Hey man,do you know the name of this man:
http://www.m-2.jp/gamemagazine/info_analog/Guide/img/tcg_fe_siglud.jpg

[kefka]

i dont' know and i dont' care :))
this cinderella , just pop up and disappear for such a long time , tsk ... make me starting to miss you :x
now i'm working on fallout 2 , old game but interesting still

[Kefka's Killer]

You go to hell..please:)).
I will follow you wherever you go..I want to become your...nightmare
Ke ke ke

[kefka]

I will follow you wherever you go => very familiar , right , that's the sentence of the soceress in Paladin quest
the male character : " i want to be a great spiritualist " and the female : " I will follow you wherever you go " :))

[dieukydieu]

oh in this topic have two persons kefka and the opposite - kefka killer! keke! kefka take care!
Your life were threaded and now and forever kefka's killer is that your contrast ...mouth!
If force me to choose one in the two life and woman. i will choose ...woman, and then i will make woman into my life :))

[Cigar]

There's the very litle example about the life with the woman-->very terrible..
Kefka has the woman in his life,but unfortunately,she in charge of the duty:follow him,and may be..Kill him:))
In game,he's Paladin,she is Soccerer..but in real life he is Thuc Sinh,and she is Hoan Thu:))